Big Hair is Awesome !

my GOAL is to have this BIG and LONG HAIR  !

Huh ? Rambut besar ke ? Kepala besar or besar kepala ?

Salah salah. Big hair style. Serius classsss giler.
Tapi kat Malaysia niyh tak seswai rambut ala ala macam niyh sebab :

1. Faktor saiz badan
- Asia kan genit genit. Cecomel gitu. Tibe tibe ada rambut style giniyh memang nampak kepala yang besar and badan kecik. Macam tak balance and macam tak seswaiiiii sangat. Its still seswai just tak seswai sangat. OK?

Badan sama besar dengan kepala. kan kan ?

2. Sebab takot huduh
- Perahsantan(perasan) tak kalau Shakira shakira ke, Ay ay Beyonce ke, Taylor Suzuki Swift or even my feveret shemale Megan Fox sangat gojes giler dengan rambut besar besar diorang. .? Why ? Sebab diorang born with beauty. Letak tahi atas kepala pon maybe lah still nampak cantik. keh keh.
But kita cucu cicit parameswara (if you Melaka lah) seswai rambut biasa, kemas and rapi.
Kalau muke sangat Melayu nak buat jugak big hair, cantik memang cantik tapi nak sebut lain sikit lah, jadi CANTAIK. Haaaaa~

Gojes rite ?

3. Kedai mana yang ade provide service "Big Hair style?"
- Mungkin lah kedai tayar menyediakan gelung sebesar tayar untuk di gulung bersama sama rambut dan menghasilkan big hair. Salon biasa takde gulung besar tayar. Sekian.

4. Salah style
- Ada some yang cantik if apply, ada yang kelakar and totally Melayu NEVER. EVER. CAN NOT. TAK BOLEH BUAT.
See ? betapa tak boleh nya . Contoh macam :

This is REALLY BIG HAIR ;P

So, don't try ikut suke hati mak ayah. Nanti jadi Big Hair versi Kak Limah.

5. Be yourself, you, kaulah, kamu dan engkau ! 

- Ok, lately niyh memang suke sangat sangat curl curl kan rambut sebab rambut dah agak panjang. Sebab curl yang bervolume besar seswai rambut panjang melepasi dada. Dan memang hobi baru iaitu saje saje gertak my beloved Am yang konon konon nak potong rambut (padahal dia tak tahu betapa aku bercinta simpan rambut panjang niyh) Haha ! So En. Ahmad Edham, saya tak akan potong rambut unless awak nak tukar dengan Toyota Vios Puteh. 

(tibe tibe teringat contract tak bukak fesbuk dapat Toyata Vios. kuikui )

Blonde Big Hair ~

The color and volume just so in ...!

Just nak share minat yang recently asyik masuk dalam kepala. Tata ! 

YOU & me either

Girl : Define "ikhlas?"

Boy : errr... Tak tahu. Buat dengan rela kot ?

Girl : Tahun lepas awak pernah hantar saya balik kampung kan, 

walau awak baru balik dari kerja malam.

Awak ingat ?

Boy : Yang mana satu enh.. Hurmm. Ingat ingat lupa lah. kenape ?

Girl : So that the meaning of ikhlas, You never remember what a good thing you have done.

Only people will appreciate that. Not you.. not you valued your thing by yourself. 

Boy : But i marah kat you time tu kot. You tahu kan i baru balik kerja malam, 

tak tido lagi.., kena hantar you pulak. Haishh.

Girls : Be my hero.
Who always save me from critical situation. 

Save me from danger.

 But never sacrifice you punya nyawa because of me. 

Sebab you nyawa I.

 Yang Dia pinjam kan untuk I sebagai tempat bergantung, berteduh dan berharap.

Boleh ?

Boy : ....................

"Life trains my younger years to betrayed."

"Yell the farewell, go trouble younger hearts"

"Don't you think you and I 

is a loving enemy

and 

mortal foe to rest ?"

"I am A quenchless fire, 

The warm i brought will never comfort you."

"The course of true love never did run smooth"


"Since you will be true,
You shall be true to them who're false to you"

"Run run farewell false love,

We are the oracle of lies, 

God no bless to us "

Must I, who came to travel through you,

Grow your fixed subject, because you are TRUE ?

Dear Karma

Earney Atyesha
No. 16 Jalan Febuary
Kg Dalam Hati Ada Taman
72720 Ulu Hati

Pedih Please Be Aman.

Executive Karma is Not a Bitch
JKK, Jalan Kaki Ke
Lost Angles nofound
098123 Devil is Everywhere.                                               08 September 2011

Miss Beautiful  Karma,

REQUEST TO BE NICE IN THE NEXT NEXT MY LIFE 

                  According to the title, I, myself and me Earney Atyesha with humble requesting or begging you to be nice in the next next my life. Here I put the reason why you should grant my wish. Before i'm going too far, pardon me if my English is absolutely annoying like hell. Currently i'm totally Malay who speak Malay and eat sambal belacan everyday. So that why i got annoying grammar like what the hell sambal belacan smell.

2. Miss Beautiful Karma, i do understand why you keep chasing me lately. Equally understand. But, did you have to do that ? For your information, I'M HUMAN. Don't believe me? Ohh, that mammalia fact is also true but my real species is Human. People. Person. Ain't you ever heard about "People make mistake?" Yes yes, that my species always did. Not cool huh ? Yes we are.

So i'm truly, really sorry for what i did. For what I've done. For whatever i do with or without i realize.

Trillion, billion, gazillion sorry and i'm really really beg an apologize for that. Again, I'm so sorry.

3. I can absolutely guarantee you that i'm totally regret for what i did. For those who really care and love me so much. Or for whoever i didn't mean to hurt before. This guilty feeling is now be my shadow who always lepaking with me wherever i be. Could you please ask you employee, (i guess) to stop chasing me? 

And i know you sent me your SAKA right? Saka tak tahu ? Alahhh... Let me explain how saka works here.

Saka is the one who ruined your peacefulness, happiness, calmness or maybe it could be a nurse who turn to Saka. (ok, that just an addition for nitemare story. I just watch Suster Ngensot last month and got infection by that)

4. The Saka you sent to me do a really great great job. I can't even breath happiness with my new life. Everyday i fight with him. Even for little thing. Unnecessary thing. Tedious thing. And now, thanks to you I already broke up with him. (but still have a chance, perhaps) Aigoo. 

Look here Miss Beautiful Karma, i was changed. I want to be a new one. Who didn't repeat a past mistake. Even i can feel numb if i remember about that. Just thinking about that, i can feel numb immediately. Could you imagine how regret i am? 

5. So, everybody make mistake. Everybody learn from mistake. Humanize grow with experience. Experience teach me how to be nice in your next action. Experience could be your biggest mistake and the biggest lesson in your life.

I can change. And i want to change. If i say "I can be loyal" then trust me and take my words. 

If i say "I only love you" yes, i do mean it. Could you please Karma, don't take everything..every single thing in my life? My present and my future ? Or don't give me a double payback cheques for what i did ? I know you loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to do that. Dats what people entitle you. Aite?

Last. I know.. i'm going too far. Over or watsoever. Sorry then. I hope to hear from you soon.Hopefully you grant my only wish. And one thing, give him back to me!  ;(  Opss. Thank you so much. Muah muah.

Trulymadwithyou,

Keputusan

Sejak akhir akhir niyh asyik keluar pakai cap or beanie sebab tak suke dgn hairstyle sekarang.
Hajat di hati memang nak potong rambut.
Tapi still berkira kira nak potong pendek or just layer kan aje.

Rambut yang sedia ada sangat selesa. Always be my feveret tapi kadang kadang tak suke sebab bosan tengok.
Nak berubah takot tak seswai or maybe lagi tak suke.
Lucky if time tukar style sangat suke sebab seswai sangat.
Tapi if tak seswai and ramai yang tegur yang dulu lagi ok, lagi nampak cool (cehh) mesti tension.
Asyik terkenang kenang kan yang dulu.
Nak yang dulu.
Menyesal dan menyesal sebab pergi gatal gatal nak tukar jugak.

Walaubagaimana pon,
Percayalah... sekejap jer rase macam tu. Dah lama lama bila dah kena gaya, dah tengok hari hari mesti dah rase ok.
Mesti rase takpe pon berubah or bertukar.
Kan?

Hidup niyh kadang kadang memang kena buat keputusan yang kita sendiri tak berapa pasti results dia lepas tu seswai tak dengan kita.
Dah tanye pendapat orang pon still tak memuaskan hati. Still nak diri sendiri yang decide.
Bila contoh dah terpotong rambut pendek sangat yang kita pon tak expect, ofkos lah terkenang kenang kan yang dulu.
Sebab yang dulu lagi better or watsoever tapi percayalah sekejap je.
Orang yang dah biasa tengok kita bertahun tahun dengan rambut tu akan mula rasa biasa even untuk a few week diorang rase kita macam
 "tak menyesal ke dia buat macam tu?"

Once you made a decision never regret. If you do, its just your unsecure feeling. Everythings gonna be ok.
kepada siapa yang faham double meaning this hair cut story, Congratulations.
You have mind kias kias like me. (ape punyer istilah daaa)
Ok.. nak tido sangat. Sakit perot sebab semalam terminum susu basi. Haishhh.
(esok edit entry niyh jadi elok sikit dengan gambar gambar awek hot berambut comel)

Sekian untuk entry buang masa and tah ape ape.

Ada orang cakap :

1. Ada orang cakap :

"Pokok balak tu, kalau dah sebesar pemeluk pon.. hari hari tarah boleh tumbang lah.. Ini kan pulak hati manusia"

Tapi saya cakap :

"Aku nampak macam pokok balak ke?"

2. Ada orang cakap :

"Anak sulung dgn anak sulung.. tak boleh bercinta. Panas orang cakap.. selalu bergaduh.. Masing masing keras kepala" 

Tapi saya cakap :

"Eh mak aku cakap, aku dulu kembar darah. So aku otomatik bukan anak sulung sgt pon. Ada kembar tau.

Lagi satu, time aku berlari nak masuk perut mak aku dulu, aku dapat No 2. Pastu yg No 1 tu.. aku tipu dia. Aku cakap, dia tercicir beg duit. So dia patah balik, jadi lah aku yang keluar dulu. Yes yes."

3. Ada orang cakap :

"Cinta bersulamkan nafsu..."

Tapi aku cakap :

Bersulamkan nafsu, berlabuci kan duit. hehehehehehehe.

(Betul lah kan. Takde duit mane boleh nk topup. Takde topup mane boleh nk SMS, mane boleh nak calling calling. Zaman sekarang kan macam tu bercinta. Eh zaman dulu pon gune duit jugak nak bercinta. Tu yg nak post surat cinta tu, setem kena bayar kan? Haaaaa) 

Ada orang cerita : (Untuk cerita selingan)

Nama aku Cherry Clarkseng.

Ada satu malam tu,
Timah ajak aku keluar. Tapi dengan tiga orang budak hitam. Eh salah, dengan tiga orang budak lelaki. Seorang tu boyfren Timah.
Yang lain lain tu muka parang betul. Takot Cherry tau.
Ehh... kwn kwn boyfren Timah nampak mcm anak load. Macam orang kaya babe. 

Pakai jam G-terkejut (G-shock) original.
Baju diorang kan... susah betul nak sebut. Bahasa ferancisssss.
Handset diorang semua berry berry.
Minyak wangi diorang semua Cherry tak pernah bau. Wangiiiiiiiiii sangat.

Lepas tu kitorang pergi makan.
Cherry dah kenyang time tu, Cherry minum air suam jer..
Diorang order Nasi Goreng USA. Air pulak freshoreng.

Sampai lah time nak bayar, Cherry tengok... muke muke diorang semua buat selamber. Semua buat tak tahu.
pastu Cherry dengar diorang cakap cakap :
"aku takde duit.."
"aku taknak basuh pinggan.."

Lama sangat diorang buat macam tak reti. Pastu Timah bisik kat telinga Cherry, suruh Cherry bayar dulu. Nanti dia bayar balik. Sebab boyfren dia yang niyh, selalu takde duit. Tadi duit minyak kereta pon Timah yang bayar kan. Rokok pon Timah yang belikan. Bukan untuk boyfren dia jer, tapi untuk kwn kwn dia jugak.

Cherry bengang betul, sampai sekarang Timah tak bayar bayar lagi duit Cherry. Cherry nak mencarut jer... macam fcuk perangai jantan jantan melayu zaman zekarang. Haishh.

Aku pulak cakap :
"Haha.
Tak malu betul nampak LOSER depan gadis gadis.
Tak malu betul gaya dan cakap tinggi melangit tapi habuk pon takde.
Tak malu betul makan pon tak berbayar, Hutang lagi."
Eh, ada jugak orang spesis macam niyh.

4. Ada orang cakap :

"Karma is a bitch. What goes around comes back around. One day she will punch you..."

Tapi aku cakap :

"Eh dia nak punch gunalan pon aku amik jelah.."

(Tapi sebenar nye, Yes.. Carma is really hurt you....)

The Ends.