CEREWET ke? #1

Ok rase nya macam nak buat entry bertulisan sahaja tanpa gambar sebab malas (mestilah sebab malas, tak mungkin sebab rindu)
*tiba tiba je. Tapi takpelah, syarat entry saya musti ade 1 pic. erk.

Situasi 1 

ME : "Nasi goreng biasa satu.."

BRO eh Nasi Goreng : "Okeyh. RM3.80"

ME : "Eh nasi goreng niyh ade letak veggie yang kacang peas, jagung, carrot tu kan ? Tak nak enh."

BRO eh Nasi Goreng : "Tak nak sayur lah niyh?"

ME : "Sayur lain takpe. Tapi sayur wane wani tu tak nak. Lepas tu letak kicap lebih. Aaaa..pedas tau."

BRO eh Nasi Goreng : "Ok boleh."

ME : "Eh jap jap. Letak udang ke sotong ke ayam ?"

BRO eh Nasi Goreng : "Udang. Kenape?"

ME : "Sotong ade?"

BRO eh Nasi Goreng : "Ade."

ME : "Ok, letak sotong. Udang or ayam tak nak."

BRO eh Nasi Goreng : "(Diam. Angguk.)"

Situasi 2 

Customer A : "Dik, seluar jeans niyh original?"

Adik B : "err..original kak. Tapi ada reject sikit lah"

Customer A : "Reject dekat mane ?"

Adik B : "Akak kena cuba dulu. Sama ada tak selesa jahitan peha ke, atau mane mane kaki yang singkat sikit atau warna seluar niyh lain dari pattern dia yang sama jenis"

Customer A : "Oooouhh.. Mahal nye dik. Dah reject pon jual mahal ke?"

Adik B : "Heehee.." *senyum tak ikhlas. Sini Over-Run Factory Outlet sama macam Reject Shop jugak.

Customer A : "Alahhh.. sape sape boleh letak name ape dikk oii. Hurmmm.. Akak nak cari seluar jeans jenis boot cut. Ade ?"

Adik B : "Ada 2, 3 jenis brands. Akak tak kesah brands ape?"

Customer A : "Akak nak yang macam niyh. Tapi mahal lah. Dah reject pon mahal. Tah betul tah tidak niyh ori.. Adik carik sama macam pattern yang niyh ade? Tapi jangan mahal sangat. Bawah RM30 ke.."

Adik B : "Kalau bawah RM30 rase nye.. (*sambil mencari cari) Hah, yang niyh"

Customer A : "ehhh.. kau niyh dik. Tak lawa langsung hah."

Adik B : "err.. Yang niyh paling murah kak. RM39.90."

Customer A : "Yeke.. ala dik. Company kau niyh, amik seluar kat Siam niyh. Lepas tu jual mahal dekat siniyh. Akak niyh hah, husband akak selalu beli seluar Lee ke Levis's ori. Macam nak dekat sama jer harga dengan seluar reject kau niyh."

Adik B : "Tak tahu lah kak.. saya tolong jual jer. err. Kak yang macam niyh?(*tunjuk seluar lah, tak kan tunjuk jari sebelah telunjuk pulak) Harga RM69.90. Hampir sama dengan yang tadi."

Customer A : "Hah. Boleh jugak. Saiz 34 ada?"

Adik B : "Tak ada. Tapiiiiii akak boleh cuba saiz 33 atau 35. Sebab bila seluar reject macam niyh, kadang kadang size dia salah. Akak boleh cuba, ada fitting room."

Customer A : (*sambil belek belek seluar) "Eh niyh ape butang warna lain niyh dik. Tengok, benang pon banyak terkeluar."

Adik B : "Owh.. benang terlebih tu saya boleh tolong buang kan. Butang tu memang datang ada 1 2 yang warna gold. Yang lain warna silver."

Customer A : "Macam tak match jer warna gold dengan seluar jeans biru.."

Adik B : "Seluar Guess yang akak nak tadi pon, butang dia warna gold lah kak.. Lagi pon, tak nampak nanti akak dah tutup dengan baju.."

Customer A : "Pandai kau bercakap enh.. Ala, size pon tak de hah. Malas lah akak nak try saiz lain. Saiz akak memang 34."

Adik B : "Ok.."

Customer A : "Takpelah dik. Daripada beli reject reject niyh, beli ori terus lagi bagus kan.. Mahal lah kat sini."
#Berlalu tanpa mengucapkan terima kasih. Good.

Situasi 3 

BFF : "Weh.. ade lauk tempoyak. Nyum nyum. Nak kongsi beli tak? Besar kot ikan patin niyh.."

ME : "Aku tak makan tempoyak orang lain buat... Mak aku buat jer aku makan"

BFF : "Asal pulak ? Tak sedap? Tempat niyh ramai orang cakap sedap lahh"

ME : "Bukan lah.."

BFF : "Dah tu?"

ME : "Errr.. entah lah. Tempoyak tu durian kan ? Lepas tu diorang kupas kupas, perap jadi tempoyak kan ?
Hah..part tangan yang mengupas tu aku tak lalu nak bayang kan. Tangan mak aku takpe sesangat..."

BFF : "erk. Kalau dia kupas guna sudu?"

ME : "Mane ade. Ngarut jer. Kau cuba bayangkan, sedap sedap kupas, pastu jilat tangan sekali. Lepas tu kupas kupas lagi. Pastu jilat lagi. Sedappp ennh. Kot kot Ade air liur ke.. eee."

BFF : "Cerewat ngat kau niyh. Tapi Kesiamang jugak bulu tengkuk aku dengar."

ME : "Takpe..tangan makcik tu macam tangan Nora Danish lagi aku usha usha tadi. kuikui"


So, mana satu yang boleh di ketegori kan cerewet ?

Well guys, i think everyone have a vary definition of cerewet. Aren't you?
I will try to give clearly view of cerewet (*according to me) in next entry. *hopefully i do.
I really want to sleep rite now! Barbai!

Random mainstream #1

even HTML can't solved it... haish.

pssst# : Petang tadi, SERIOUSLY jumpe soalan niyh masa isi form. 
Boleh enh selain MANUSIA main komputer? 
(owh dats odd math question, i change it.)
Because normal question are too mainstream. xD

Random talk #1

Sometimes its really hard to make people understand what they must understand.

Sometimes you can feel so numb when you trying to make people see what you see.

Sometimes you can't be the one who always remain silent even for the things you are not wrong and guilty.

Sometimes you will face frustrated when your good intuition became misunderstood..and you took the blame for that.

#Sometimes you need to take every piece of heart just.. just to live another day to move on with the word you feel..after read it.

Mata sepet ?

Ok kengkawan.
I'm not so expert in this thing of make up. But at least i want to share how i hide my mata sepet using the magic of make up. Okayh?

Then, 1st of all..
We all Asian have small eyes. Tapi kebanyakan orang melayu jarang ada mata sepet.
Mata haku tak lah boleh di panggil sepet..atau tak boleh pun di panggil Ramli.
Mata aku macam sleepy eyes? Or my eye lids is too lower at the corner of my eyes. (eh ape campur campur bahasa niyh?)

Don't be so down if korang ada mata tak sebulat Selena Gomez sebab.. legend macam Marilyn Monroe mata beliau sangat stim kengkadang macam mata daku jugaklahhh. >___<"

See? How proud she is showing those beautiful sleepy eyes.
But you know lah Malay people. They really feel so weird and said such a thing to you. (to you yang ada mata sepet)

I know how its feel because i had very lower eyelids..and its been a year i figure it out how to hide 'em.
Before this i heard a lot of name for me.

"Mata stimm"
"Mata sepet.."
"Mata kuyu.."

"Eh, kau ngantok enh?"
"Boleh bukak mata besar sikit?"

Haha. But i get immune with that.
This is Anugerah from my dearest God. I might not be in this cute if i don't have those sleepy, droopy eyes. *suddenly getting confident.

So, which one of your eyes shape?

Letsssssss begin..!

1. Circle lenses

I promise this step will help you instantly make your eyes look bigger. Try pick natural color like brown, dark or warm color. And take the size over than 14mm.

2. Fake lashes

Ada banyak jenis bulu mata palsu. Jangan tersalah pilih sebab kalau yang heavy sangat akan buat mata korang nampak lebih redup daripada redup nye pepohon lalang. 

• * pilih yang look natural
• * tak terlalu tebal
• * tak terlalu panjang sebab mata asia pendek je, kalau panjang lepas dah pakai akan jadi ke bawah. Not good.

E12 is better.

Ok kalau jumpa yang macam niyh lagi sangat bagus.

Why this?

* The beginning and the end of the lashes is short, while the middle is long. Its help to wide up your end of eyelids. 

So sebelum beli or pakai tu.. tengok betul tak criteria lashes yang korang pilih.

3. Apply mascara

Ok, niyh untuk yang tak nak pakai bulu mata palsu atau nak apply mascara before wear that fake lashes.

Ada banyak banyak banyak jenis bulu mata. Pendek and Panjang etc etc or Lurus ke bawah atau sangat curl. Betul?

1. Panjang dan tidak terlalu lurus ke bawah

Untuk jenis number 1 niyh, JANGAN SESEKALI apply mascara yang tebal dekat hujung mata.

I repeat, don't double the coat of your mascara at the end of your eye lashes.
Kalau sekali lalu boleh lah. Tapi bukan bina bulu mata tu sampai dia nampak panjang.
Bila dia panjang, dia akan ke bawah. Even korang dah curl kan dengan pengepit bulu mata, sometimes it doesn't work. So better avoid.

2. Pendek  atau sebaris sama pendek

Untuk jenis number 2 niyh, SILA APPLY DI SETIAP HELAIAN BULU MATA.

4. Eyeliner

Whatever type of cat eyeliner, it will work on your droopy eyes.

Eyeliner betul tapi kening errrr untuk mata labuh

BUT....

AVOID THIS! - Why you should avoid this?
Ok, sesetengah pendapat mengatakan (cheewah) kalau kita draw an eyeliner all around the eyes or macam arabic style make up, very dark and garang or galak maybe? Akan menampak kan mata kita lagi besar?
But it WRONG! for droopy eyes. TOTALLY AVOID THIS.
Just give you example. Kim Kardash niyh, mata dia almond kan or tak lah sepet or labuh, betul?
So kenape mata dia nampak kecik in this kind of teknik? Full eyeliner or make 'em full smokeyyyy.

So please be creative to choose your eyeliner drawing/eye shadows. 
Be creative, don't be stupid.

5. Eyebrows

The right kening for mata sepet

Kening. Ramai orang abaikan perkara niyh.
Most of us think we can simply create any shape of the eyebrows.

Hujung kening untuk mata labuh tidak boleh terlalu jarak           dengan hujung mata.
Nanti akan menghasil efek space yang banyak dan sekali dua kali atau berkali kali gus nampak seperti labuh di hujung mata.
Untuk mata sepet, labuh or stim semacam adalah sangat tidak betul jika kening anda :

• * Nipis / Terlalu nipis
• * Terlalu ke bawah or macam kening badut. Tahu?
• * Panjang sampai ke telinga kengkadang.

Look beauty on normal eyes but not for us...Sepetan eyes.

1. Ketebalan yang betul.

2. Panjang kening yang betul.

6. Eye makeup 

• * Not heavy make up on an eyelids.
• * Try put some white eyeliner at the bottom.
• * Choose safe color.

I totally love how she create the intense of  bigger eyes. Awesome!
*only for bigger eyes not for bigger boooobs. Haha.

7. Lower lashes

Last last idea is coat your lower lashes with mascara. I don't think its necessary to put the fake one. It will be fine just using your mascara. Practice make perfect you know.

Hah! Done with my tricks. Ok, saje nak share.. What i do for my eyes.
Kalau rase macam ajaran sesat, jangan ikut. Ok?

Ok, See you later!
Papai!

p/s : None of those picture is mine. I just borrow it from Google. Damm Google make me steal it from sumone without permission. Hihi =P

Unforgivable Riot

Beside the epic Gangnam style spread his cheesy, funny, noty dance and catchy song around the world..
The Innocence of Muslim also cause a riot, blood and death all over the world.
I know most of us already alert about this film especially Muslim. And what i can say here is :

Sometimes people with higher stupidity is eager to flossing his brainless brightly. Eugh!

But, I truly believe...
Our pray will be heard.. Insya'allah.

OK, i'm trying to be cool here. I don't want to curse anyone or anything (but dammmm! America is really good make world living in riot and chaos. They hate living in peace maybe?)
Yet... I know not all American or Americana or Americano like for what they do through that film.
Thanks for that doooh..

Talk about forgive..
I don't have any idea why my apologize is vividly disapprove by people (it happen most of the time)... that i care n of course i loved so much.

I wish you will understand my situation that time.. and put some tolerate inside your ego of feeling angry because of nothing.
If I can forgive you for the most important mistake u did, why can't you forgive me for what i didn't really mean to do..

And btw.. I'm an ordinary people. Always always do mistake and of course I try my best to be better..
Till then.
Adieu.