Monday, June 18, 2012

Should and Should not.

Everytime i told sumone i want to diet or to be a little slim, she/he give a respond  like this :

Persona 1 : "ah haa.. you should diet? On this body ? Omaigosh, you are already skinny.. don u think so ?"

Persona 2 : "Eh.. lebih lah you.. dah kurus.. nak kurus lagii..."

Persona 3 : "Badan you dah smart lah. nanti kurus, dah tak lawa."

Yeah meh ? Really ?

1st of all. Thank you for that caring. So much caring there. Thank you.
But honestly, did you know what i'm really really really want for myself ?
Nah. You don't.

Should i used AKU. SAYA. atau I here?
Ok watever. I used all of  'em.

In order to get things clear here, let me show u some picture. Ok ?

Our secret on diet ?
Oh that...is..
We didn't eat for couple years maybe.
xD

Obviously, i don't want to be like them. They are SUPER SKINNY not SLIM at all.
I used to be 45kg before. In semester 3.
Currently my weight is 52kg.
See ? I put too much weight with my height is only about 159-160 cm.

Or maybe.. I'm the only one who getting paranoid with my weight since i used to be fat before. That time my weight is 58kg-60kg with less cm on me.. Nah.. I didn't lie. Its true. See my previous entry. I put my picture there with my extra fat on that's photo.

So, WHAT I REALLY WANT ?
(ok penat cakap manglish, cakap ke? Taip lah)

Ok, semua orang ade seluar or baju yang korang memang nak pakai. Pakaian idaman lah katakan..
Tapi.. bila korang pakai.. nampak macam clown. Sebab, ur body-figure that time doesn't fit that outfit requirements. Got it?

For example, i want to wear skinny jeans.. Tapi peha macam drumstick. So bila pakai tak nampak skinny wear, tapi nampak curve denim (sekarang semua seluar jeans is curve denim) Errrr...

Tapi bukan lah saya nak kurus sebab nak pakai ketat ketat. #mentang mentang bagi contoh skinny jeans.
Motif sebenar ialah, NAK MUAT PAKAI BALIK SELUAR DULU.
Membazir kan hampir setiap hujung tahun kena beli seluar baru. Sebab ape?
Sebab lemak kat peha.. kat perut dah bertambah.
Dulu boleh pakai 26-27.
Sekarang ? 28-29-30.
Cehhh.. Sedih tahu ?



Seriously, you paranoid macam gambar kat atas ke?
Wait wait wait.. kalau korang pandang cermin nampak macam niyh, cepat cepat pergi tumbuk cermin tu. Lepas tu, tumbuk diri sendiri dengan yakin 4 kali.
Haish.

This is YOU SHOULD NOT DO.
Macam yang I pernah cakap dulu, kita try as best kita boleh jadi.
Ingat?

Semua kita buat mestilah sangat sangat realistik, effort yang bombastic and fantastic baby, bom sha ka laka. (tiba tiba lagu Big Bang masuk)

Tak de sape suruh you, diet sampai KURUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS macam tu.
And if you still warasssssss, takde sape nak jadi sekurusssssssss itu. Tak lawa langssssssung. Pon ada banyak SSSSSSS kan? (ade care line ape dengan banyak SSSSSS?)


Korang ade ke diet sampai makan pon bersekat sekat ?
Sampai tak makan 8 hari 8 malam ?

Ok, ape yang saya maksudkan nak diet ialah..
Sebelum niyh, saya sangat suke makan betul betul dah lapar baru makan.
Then sekali makan tu, booomm! Nasi tinggi macam bukit. 
So tak bagus kan macam niyh ?

Rasa nak makan eskrem, layan kan aje..
Makam coklat ber bar bar bartender lagi.
Makan KFC each time breakfast. (wah, kaya?) Haha!
Minum air bekarbonat macam air suam.
Balik kerja malam, makan berpinggan pinggan, lepastu.. krohh krooohh....TIDO!

So the meaning of my diet. Go healthy.
Ade lah pergi gym.. tapi saje hangat hangat ketahian ayam.
Sebab ?
Penat sebab kerja. Kekangan masa dan juga kenipisan izin dari seorang orang.
Hehehehehheheheeee.... (alasan alasan alasan each time nak get tone and slim)
Biasalah..

"WOMEN DIET ALWAYS START TOMORROW"

Sekarang niyh, saje makan ikut time.
Rase perlu makan sebelum kerja. Then makan dulu. Makan lepas tu ade gerak gerak, buat kerja..atleast.. ade lah jugak lemak terbakar. 
Sampai masa lunch, so go to lunch.
Makan pon nasi tak berbukit bukit.
Saje makan sampai rase dah. (macam mane sampai rase dah?)
Dah means bukan sangat kenyang. Makan sampai mata pon rase mengantuk.
Satu lagi, saya jarang  nak makan malam sebab saya dah makan sepuas nya di siang hari.
Cuba lah elak makan dengan havoc selepas pukul 8 malam. 

Kita boleh kan ubah sikit sikit.
Pilih makanan yang kuah dia bukan kuah minyak.
Ada masa and kesempatan, pergi jer teman member member gie gym.
Seminggu sekali dua pon dah ok. Even sekali dua tu 4 jam pon tak sampai. Kuikuikui.
Memang lah lambat nampak kesan atleast i want to let everyone know what Diet means in my dictionary.

Ok, thats all i want to share kat you you'oolllls semua. Eeeuw. xD
I don't have nobody nobody but you. Ececeh.
Bye!